Jay always wanted to be in the Tour de France
Not only were the Israelites surprised by the parting of the Red Sea, they were more surprised to see what was under it.
Even Jay’s mower was not a match for Spector’s hair.
Jay was unaware he had just entered “Dead Man’s Corner”.
“See you at the bottom!”
“Beam me and my mower up Scotty”.
Buttercup: "Mow the lawn, stable boy."Jay: "As you wish."
Jay was completely unaware of the romantic interlude he had just interrupted.
Jay didn't appreciate the cowboy in the black hat and blue shirt telling him he had missed a spot.
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